Verse 1 Walked in the bar, just wantin’ a drink, Some half-orc bumps… - AI art by Gorthig

Prompt

[Verse 1] Walked in the bar, just wantin’ a drink, Some half-orc bumps me, I start to think… “Stay calm, stay cool, don’t start a fight,” But my hands are glowin’—that ain’t right! He says, “Watch it, nerd!” and laughs out loud, So I stand on a chair and shout to the crowd: [Pre-Chorus] “I could talk it out, I could let it slide… Or light up this joint from the inside!” [Chorus] Fuck you, I cast Fireball! Burnin’ down the bar and the bouncers all! Ska horns blazin’, wizards ragin’, Everybody’s crispy but I’m still cajin’! Fuck you, I cast Fireball! That’s my go-to conflict call! Diplomacy’s dead, I don’t recall— So Fuck you, I cast Fireball! [Verse 2] Cleric’s screamin’, “Man, not again!” Bard’s playin’ fast just to calm my sin. Rogue dives out with a mug in hand, Yells “That’s comin’ outta the damage plan!” Ash on the floor, roof’s on flame, I roll for cool and crit my shame! [Pre-Chorus] Could’ve used “Charm,” could’ve used “Sleep,” But kaboom feels better and burns so deep! [Chorus] Fuck you, I cast Fireball! Burnin’ down the bar and the bouncers all! Got no patience, got no chill, Roll initiative, I pay the bill! Fuck you, I cast Fireball! Every tavern, every hall! When things go south, I torch ’em all— Fuck you, I cast Fireball! [Bridge – horns go wild] I’m on probation with the guild! Cause every problem’s gettin’ grilled! They said, “Control your arcane flair!” I said, “Okay…” (lights up the mayor!) [Breakdown – spoken over horn riff] “Listen, man, it wasn’t personal… It was area of effect.” [Final Chorus] Fuck you, I cast Fireball! No regrets, no save at all! From dungeon crawl to drunken brawl, If it moves — it’s flammable! Fuck you, I cast Fireball! That’s my battle cry and all! You can run, but not at all— ‘Cause Fuck you, I cast Fireball! [Outro – shouted with horns & crowd] FUCK YOU ! FUCK YOU ! FIREBALL!